12 April 2025

The Dead: This is business

To improve the general 
Level of empathy.
To increase the standard 
Level of dignity of the dead-

The government made
Necrophilia compulsory.

You gotta shag at least two
Before you got your degree.
You gotta shag atleast four
For your Social Security.

A whole industry came 
Came to life to cater the 
Needs of the public.

From half-dead to 
Fake dead. From just
Stinking to rotten for a
Month straight-
Different packages and
Flavours-

Champions were 
Announced based on time, 
Place and weather-

Did it in the dark of the
Night on a grave to
Doing it deep in the rain
And thunderstorm-

The tax proceeds on every 
Events and activities was
Pumped to finance a
War elsewhere.

More bodies and more 
Empathy for the dead
They declared.

Necromancy is next in
The line revenue-wise-
But that's only allowed 
On the corpses that are
Shagged atleast thrice.

People are on the streets 
To have the limit reduced.

For quite sometime,
They want the government 
To at least consider
One count if it was done
When the body was alive.