This time, the hero will not
Come running and jumping,
Thrashing a couple of
Local gundas-
There is no entry scene
Planned.
The heroine will be clothed
Normally. She doesn't have to
Reveal her mammary glands or
Adipose of her thighs.
There is no item number or
Rape scenes thrust.
No need of any social commentary
Or political philosophy.
No one is gonna come to diffuse
The bomb in the temple.
The lovers in the climax will not
Be able to marry this time.
The fallen hero will not wake up
To the wail of his lover.
Things somewhere got real
Real and he had to die.
The boy who read in the streetlight
Couldn't make it big and the
Patriotic don couldn't defeat
The evil Mafia lord-
All the stories dried up by
The time the tropes were removed.
And Basanti danced out of her
Free will to marry Gabbar and
The hand pumps stood in protest
For unnecessarily portraying,
Them as weapons.