29 June 2025

Pothole Republic

I saw a pothole,
big enough to qualify for 
Aadhaar. It had depth.
Personality.
Probably a family of frogs
and an SBI branch inside.

I reported it.

They planted a sapling
in it and next morning,
The sapling was gone.
The pothole had eaten it—
wanted roots, not reform.

It developed sentience.
They announced.
A holiday to celebrate 
The same.
It was declared as a
Protected monument—
Older than British roads,
More enduring than promises.

Now tourists arrive.
Locals pray.
No one fixes it.
No one can fix it now..
Divine energy is passing 
Through it someone said.

"Test your spines here
Like a prayer"
"Take a hard fall here
If you want an awakening"

And whoever falls is an
Offering now.
Two bulls, a few scooters.
and a manifesto has
Drowned so far.

A poet too has tripped in 
and found a deeper metaphor.
Now he lectures at JNU
on the "existential sinkholes
of Indian democracy."

The Chinese are 
Trying are trying to 
Reach out for research 
Collaboration but 
Even NASA has been 
Put on a wait.

"The Inter-planetary Society 
For Theosophical Parody"
Has made it somehow.
Right now, stuck in traffic.

The debate on who's 
Gonna take the credit 
Has to be settled first.
The contractor and
MLAs have fought over
It already.

Many national parties 
And even the PM is
Fighting for the same.
But everyone knows it.

Everyone knows,
The credit has to go 
To Nehru.