China and the most
Expensive-
As claimed by my
Friend, Hoooli Foook.
Cost him a fortune.
But he arranged it
For free, as a
Goodwill gesture.
The waitress who
Looked like a Midwife,
In the deep sea
Exotic hotel-
Served the hot
Omniotic soup first,
Followed by the
Air-Fried-Umbilical
Nachos.
Apes in this part
Of the town, taste
Better, said the
Mermaid-faced Manager,
While he instructed
His crew to serve
The main course.
The hype for
The big reveal was
Intimidating when
The waitress who
Looked like she just
Got out of labour,
Announced "Fresh
Out of my womb"
There were limbs,
An open head of a
Foetus garnished
With little fingers.
Took a minute to
Realize the pun in
'Best ape' but
Snapped out of it
To get along-
When Foook said
"What happens in
China remains in China"
"Except for viruses"
I said to myself,
Before I shifted my
My full focus on
The delicacy.