Jingo

Eat veg,

Don't speak English.

Don't ask questions 

And beware of what

You wear on head.

Because an extra

Ounce of protein

To your bones and

Infection of logic

In your brain..

Can make your

Vote foolproof

Against the lure

Of notes and

Threats of bigots. 

Secularism is a sin.

Liberal is gandu.

Right is to eat

And shed the left,

As wiping your ass 

Is not so holy. FYI. 

Food prices and 

Inflation are for

The elite.

Harassing lovers

In parks is how 

You create jobs.

So bow your head,

Beat your wife.

Threaten the neighbour.

And take the side of 

The colour that's on 

The top of our flag.

Beware of the one

That's in the middle,

As it represents peace.

And remember to

Fight the one that's 

Below. 

It's a patriotic deed.