All logic ends in the
Middle of the kitchen.
Where arguments with
My wife often begin.
Wall paint in small
Bottles, to apply
On the face can
Cost a fortune.
While the theory of
The earth being flat
Is sold at the worth
Of a Brinjal.
Einstein must have
Died waiting in a
Shopping mall before
Proposing relativity.
Van Gogh must have
Sliced his Is ear in protest.
He didn't have a wife.
But I understand the
Emotion.
Use your head
For once, I said
Out of frustration.
She did.
Poured all her logic,
To make a point.
Earth didn't quake.
Her head didn't explode.
But she got to dictate
Her terms again.
Starting with
I volunteering to
To drain my scotch