Juicy meat-
Dogs must be feeling
Her between their teeth.
Someone said she's a
Cute pussy-cat,
Rats must be terrified of
Her presence at night.
Pristine as primordial fire.
She saves demigods from
Conditional hypothermia?
Soothing as breeze.
Light as a bird's feather.
Intoxicating like a flower.
Someone even called her
Soft as a baby's butt.
And the way they touch
Baby bottoms on live TV..
She must feel abused
Everytime there's a
Diaper-ad.