Fancied bows and arrows.
A flexible bamboo for
A bow and jowar stalks as
Arrows-
Best harmless weapons,
Yet stout for fun.
Our primary targets
Were pigs in our backyard.
Our contention was,
Their acts of sniffing our
Asses while we shat
in the open.
So before open defection
Was looked down upon,
We had an offensive strategy
To hold our ground.
And when PM declared,
India, open defecation-free,
He forgot to mention
The members of
The resistance,
We were- to put it mildly-
A little angry.