He talks about politics,
History, policies, finance
And inventions.
About Bitcoin and NFTs.
It seems like, he has
Figured it all out.
He eats with spoons,
Knows how to use a fork
And knife. His etiquette
Is impeccable-
He even knows how to
Smell wine.
The fake smile that goes
With the blue tuxedo and
The Italian shoes.
The borrowed hairstyle-
And the watch that shows
Nothing beyond time.
The charade almost
Looks real.
Then sip by sip the wine,
Goes in. It takes over and
His facade falls and
The termites from inside
Come out bearing his l
Local slang.
Licking just the pickle
He now orders, Old-Monk.
Stands on the table to declare
How the system is wrong.
Seemed like a political
Commentary until he retched
Real hard and puked out
Everything like he was a
A primetime news anchor on
A retainer.