Banavasi was the last place of our visit on a three day trip
that monsoon. The whole journey was full of fun. The journey, most of it,
involved revisiting school memories and laughing over the funny incidents. On
the way back when the lazy, cloudy noon was spreading the blanket of
drowsiness, someone out of the blue just uttered "Karadi Joke". All
started laughing just by hearing the name; me too. All except two guys, who
didn't have any idea of whatever was going on. As they had left the school
after completing 10th class, Sunil and Gavi had missed a huge chunk of Navodaya
life including some awefucking humor, of which this joke was a part.
The Karadi (bear) joke was told to us by our seniors. Since then, it has been told, retold, to all sorts of male adults. And it sure becomes popular readily among any normal adult crowd. Unlike other jokes, this one proceeds like a story involving the group actively. The joke is a real fun when told it for a group. With an element of curiosity and an abrupt twist it leaves one victim. Yeah! Victim is the right word. You’ll know why.
So, someone had uttered the name and though everyone was laughing nobody wanted to be the subject of the joke; but not Sunil and Gavi. They were so held up in the hype created around it that they were willing to be the subjects just to hear the bloody joke. Even upon such an insistence nobody was ready to tell the joke. There were talks about the stories around the joke and the laughter that followed, which didn't stop until Sanjeev declared his willingness to tell the joke. And he held everyone's apt attention. For a moment everyone was serious, as everyone was a potential victim until Sanjya chose his subject. Without beating around the bush, he continued his narration......
On the way back from the town, while walking through the forest, Manja and Sidda encountered a Karadi; he said. (A relieving laughter on everyone's face with eyes set on Manjya and Sidda, who were now caught up in the joke with their fate in Sanjya's hand now).
Shocked at the sight of the Karadi, Sidda climbed the tree, as he believed it wouldn't climb the tree. Manjya didn't know how to climb, so he lied down on the ground holding his breath to deceive the Karadi; betting on a defensive action he had heard in a childhood fairy tale.
The desperate Karadi came around. Stared at Sidda, a victim it couldn't help but ignore. It took a good look at Manjya, who was lying on ground. Went to him, smelt him and felt good about the aroma. Seems he smelt like a pheromone. Didn't matter he was dead or alive, it was horny and it banged his ass. (Everyone in the vehicle except two knew where it was heading and laughing there asses out upon Manjya, yet, waiting for the mystery to be unraveled in a good flow.)
Well that wasn't the end of the story. Sanjya started narrating the second part of the story....
After few days, both found themselves down the same road. Manjya being humiliated last time, had serious thought over the incident and sought help with Sidda. In fact, to tackle such emergencies, he had practiced climbing; though he was not good at it yet. And the Karadi appeared en route. Sidda climbed a tree again. Manjya tried to climb the same tree but couldn't as he was too anxious. Again, he had to disguise himself as a dead body which didn't go well this time too. The Karadi approached him and banged his ass again.
(Everyone laughed for a while and turned to Sanjya as final part of the story was yet to be told.)
This time Manjya practiced well. He never wanted to face such a humiliation again. Also he was angry on Sidda for making fun of him. Given a chance, Manjya wanted to put Sidda in a situation where he could laugh at his face. The opportunity he was craving for came right away when they both took a journey down the same route through the forest.
The Karadi (bear) joke was told to us by our seniors. Since then, it has been told, retold, to all sorts of male adults. And it sure becomes popular readily among any normal adult crowd. Unlike other jokes, this one proceeds like a story involving the group actively. The joke is a real fun when told it for a group. With an element of curiosity and an abrupt twist it leaves one victim. Yeah! Victim is the right word. You’ll know why.
So, someone had uttered the name and though everyone was laughing nobody wanted to be the subject of the joke; but not Sunil and Gavi. They were so held up in the hype created around it that they were willing to be the subjects just to hear the bloody joke. Even upon such an insistence nobody was ready to tell the joke. There were talks about the stories around the joke and the laughter that followed, which didn't stop until Sanjeev declared his willingness to tell the joke. And he held everyone's apt attention. For a moment everyone was serious, as everyone was a potential victim until Sanjya chose his subject. Without beating around the bush, he continued his narration......
On the way back from the town, while walking through the forest, Manja and Sidda encountered a Karadi; he said. (A relieving laughter on everyone's face with eyes set on Manjya and Sidda, who were now caught up in the joke with their fate in Sanjya's hand now).
Shocked at the sight of the Karadi, Sidda climbed the tree, as he believed it wouldn't climb the tree. Manjya didn't know how to climb, so he lied down on the ground holding his breath to deceive the Karadi; betting on a defensive action he had heard in a childhood fairy tale.
The desperate Karadi came around. Stared at Sidda, a victim it couldn't help but ignore. It took a good look at Manjya, who was lying on ground. Went to him, smelt him and felt good about the aroma. Seems he smelt like a pheromone. Didn't matter he was dead or alive, it was horny and it banged his ass. (Everyone in the vehicle except two knew where it was heading and laughing there asses out upon Manjya, yet, waiting for the mystery to be unraveled in a good flow.)
Well that wasn't the end of the story. Sanjya started narrating the second part of the story....
After few days, both found themselves down the same road. Manjya being humiliated last time, had serious thought over the incident and sought help with Sidda. In fact, to tackle such emergencies, he had practiced climbing; though he was not good at it yet. And the Karadi appeared en route. Sidda climbed a tree again. Manjya tried to climb the same tree but couldn't as he was too anxious. Again, he had to disguise himself as a dead body which didn't go well this time too. The Karadi approached him and banged his ass again.
(Everyone laughed for a while and turned to Sanjya as final part of the story was yet to be told.)
This time Manjya practiced well. He never wanted to face such a humiliation again. Also he was angry on Sidda for making fun of him. Given a chance, Manjya wanted to put Sidda in a situation where he could laugh at his face. The opportunity he was craving for came right away when they both took a journey down the same route through the forest.
The Karadi came, wasn't a surprise. Sidda was looking
for a tree, Manjya too. Sidda was halfway up a tree when Manjya reached him,
pulled him down and made the climb. Sidda was on the tree and Karadi approached
him. He couldn't help but hold his breath and lie idle. The Karadi had been
through this twice, ain't it? It smelled him browsing his entire body. Sidda
was shit scared and he knew what was coming. Sanjya continued....
Even after a good inspection the Karadi was holding itself back. There was a moral awakening. It thought, "Why it has to be the guy on the ground always?" it took a leap of faith, climbed the tree and banged Manjya's poor ass again.
And the crowd burst into laughter. Sunya and Gavya realized, in what kind of havoc they were into. Many confessed their anxiousness of being a subject before Sanjya chose them. Funny thing was most of us had forgotten the joke- at least part of it- and pretended to have known it all along.
Even after a good inspection the Karadi was holding itself back. There was a moral awakening. It thought, "Why it has to be the guy on the ground always?" it took a leap of faith, climbed the tree and banged Manjya's poor ass again.
And the crowd burst into laughter. Sunya and Gavya realized, in what kind of havoc they were into. Many confessed their anxiousness of being a subject before Sanjya chose them. Funny thing was most of us had forgotten the joke- at least part of it- and pretended to have known it all along.
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