02 December 2021

Father

Went to school via
An enchanted forest.
Fought with a 
Demon which is 
Still infamous.

A plot he missed
Decades ago is
Worth crores.
Could have married 
Someone better.
But was hitched to
My mother.

Snores so loud,
Roofs can collapse.
Belches so hard,
Even Jet engines feel 
The drag.

Shameless farts,
Deep thrust toothpicks.
Hunts ear-wax with
Almost anything 
That's sharp.

Head buried deep 
In news channels,
He has defaced
Pakistan.
Won wars against 
China and has
Defeated Corona
With blessings of
A local baba. 

With holes adorned 
White vest. 
Big belly is his 
Net worth.
Lungi as his Cape.
My father is a 
Superhero, who
Always swears. 

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