29 August 2023

Man's Oldest Friend

So we grab you when 
You're just a puppy. 

We feed you, nurse you. 
Cuddle and sometimes clean 
Your shit. Then let you be in
Our family portraits.

We put on a leash, to let you
Roam at our will.
So you can jump, run and
Drag us to heaven and hell.

And when you have urges and
In seek of a mate, if you
Go on smelling genitals in
The streets. How dare you?

How dare you, 
Hop on the females? 
How dare you,
Publicly display affection?

Your sex drive doesn't 
Suit our morals you silly.
You need to comply to
Fall in our norms.

Here's what we shall do,
Let's sterilize or castrate you.

Even if you wanna procreate 
To take further your lines.
Then let's choose the best,
To engineer the cute ones..

When we say, 
Selective breeding is the best.
You should believe us as we've 
Always catered to your interests.

After all, you're humankind's
Earliest friend.

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