Mock the bulge of your belly,
You say you ate more.
The next time you find out
A couple of extra KGs,
You land the blame on
The high density of bones.
The denial goes on for a
Few years while the shirt
Size changes and the waist
Goes beyond thirty-two.
Acceptance knocks on
Your door after a while and
You open it-
You gotta open it after
Your hand made countless
Slides down the curves of
This parabolic paunch in
Making.
And when you sit down now,
The folds of this adipose,
Tightening around the waist
To make it's presence felt--
You laugh at the imagery
Slides down the curves of
This parabolic paunch in
Making.
And when you sit down now,
The folds of this adipose,
Tightening around the waist
To make it's presence felt--
You laugh at the imagery
Of the belly coming in
The direct line of sight of
Your weenie while peeing.
And that's a legit catharsis of
Every man in his 40s and
You ask why the midlife crisis?
You ask why the midlife crisis?