12 September 2026

Every Indian Marriage Ever ft my village

"My princess deserves 
a government babu", declares 
the neighborhood auntie.
It would be a banker one day, 
a low-key state government 
official the other-

Her pride would hide behind 
a high-paying manager 
in a MNC sometimes, and 
on the other, behind a 
businessman with a big 
enterprise in the city. 

And years down the line, 
finally, when this 
"Beaut-force of a girl",
is married off to the only 
son of a big landlord-
Within six months, it's found 
that he's a drunkard. 

Then our princess returns 
to her mother after a big big 
fight within a year.

There is nothing to hide 
by now. The secrets are
out in the open. 
The landlord tag was just 
"erstwhile", and what's 
left now is just 1.5 acres. 

The sunk cost fallacy of 
Indian marriages starts to 
play out well after that-
series of blame games, 
retaliation, negotiation,
and inevitable settlements.

Both the families thrust 
the pact of marriage down 
the throats of these two 
imbeciles, and within the 
next year she comes 
bearing a child. 

Then another, 
then another, and another 
till penury wakes up 
and slaps on them with
a contraception.

But yes, after that, 
They Lived Happily Ever After.