Somewhere,
A little cat
Shredded a library
After reading
String theory.
Angels got drunk
And were wasted.
Dogs leaped to
Heaven, to boost
Its morale.
A throat-less goat,
Scared a faceless
Man elsewhere.
Somehow, it felt
Relatable and
The idiotic audience
Laughed.
Sea turned thirsty
And gulped the
Beach.
Tourists lost their
Minds,
Trashed the place
To amend the
Their deeds.
Demons and gods
Played a game of
Carrom.
Fought over the
Queen in the end.
Dispute was resolved
Over a rap battle.
Music was bad anyway.
But whoever lost,
Blamed the EVMs.